- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/
Stuff I like (all)
I just created a pizza and then I ate it, all of it.
Behold, I have destroyed something beautiful.
- Look, I'm gonna be honest
after an 8 hour work day, my feet smell like Frodo’s would, at the top of Mt. Doom, on the brink of death and insanity.