i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults
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I just created a pizza and then I ate it, all of it.
Behold, I have destroyed something beautiful.
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after an 8 hour work day, my feet smell like Frodo’s would, at the top of Mt. Doom, on the brink of death and insanity.